Thursday, February 14, 2013

Pope Hope: A Limerick

The liberal left holds out hope
That we’ll soon have a liberal pope.
The Pope’s abdication
Begets salivation;
But the answer’s gonna be “Nope!”

They hope for gay liberation,
And female-priest ordination.
They don’t seem to get
That Church doctrine is set,
And there won’t be a new proclamation.

The Pope is leaving bereft
A Church with a definite cleft.
It’s time to admit
That there is a split,
And get rid of the part on the left!

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