Thursday, February 14, 2013
Pope Hope: A Limerick
The liberal left holds out hope
That we’ll soon have a liberal pope.
The Pope’s abdication
But the answer’s gonna be “Nope!”
They hope for gay liberation,
And female-priest ordination.
They don’t seem to get
That Church doctrine is set,
And there won’t be a new proclamation.
The Pope is leaving bereft
A Church with a definite cleft.
It’s time to admit
That there is a split,
And get rid of the part on the left!