Ode to Georgetown et al

Some ridiculous “Catholic” schools

Who don’t what to follow the rules

Choose “Catholic” speakers

Who couldn’t be weaker

Than something from yesterday’s news.

 

The bishops heard from the Pope,

Who always offers some hope:

He said, “No exaggeration:

Catholic education

Has got to be more than soft soap!”

 

Some bishops have got to be saying,

“From the Church these people are straying!

They’ve thrown down the gauntlet

We can’t let them flaunt it!” 
For bishops, we all must be praying!

Okay, they're not bulldogs,
but you get the picture.